January 2010
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i'm shoveling these huge pineapple chunks into my...
“what is it about you that makes people wanna punch you in the face so much?”
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you're a hideous thing inside.
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some days are ok
but most of the time i want to feed my brain to a grizzly bear.
i'm such a creepy little stalker
but so is savannah
discobiscuit:
HEALTH / we are water
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UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
one two WHOOP WHOOP
i feel like ass.
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LAUGHING TOO HARD
rabbitgalaxy:
Animotion - Obsession
wut?
me: OOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOD THE JERSEY SHORE SEASON FINALLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
mom: why?
me: why what?
mom: why are you insane?
“you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk!”
– pauly d
what happens after jersey shore ends?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?????!!!!!!
CONVO I HEARD TODAY ON MY SKEWL BUS
girl 1: *to girl 2* you don't look all goth today.
girl 2: uuuh, i'm not goth.
girl 3: yeah she's not goth, she's punk.
girl 2: actually, you're both wrong.
girl 3: oh sorry, hardcore punk.
girl 2: HORRORpunk.
me: ಠ_ಠ WHAT IS LIFE
“THE AMOUNT OF DISAPPOINTMENT I FEEL RIGHT NOW IS IMENSE”
– ME BECAUSE MY MOM DIDN’T COME HOME WITH CHOCOLATE SOY CREAM
true story
today it was all extra windy and raining sideways and you know
so i’m walking out of the girls bathroom with some friends and the wind blew my hair all up in my face and i was yelling IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS…AND I CAN’T SEE
and i almost ran into some guy and he was like O_O
so i was like ಠ_ಠ and then i cut that bitch
i remember when i used to have a stalker.
freshman year was the greatest year of my life.
OF MY LIFE.
me: do you like lady gaga?
corey: i love her.
me: like, on the real?
corey: yeah.
me: i hate her.
corey: what the FUCK?! i don't think we can be friends anymore.